The best manager of all tells us why He is so good at His job.
Adapted from Gene Richards
To Whom It May Concern
I heard you were looking for someone to manage your life. I would like to apply for the job.
I believe I am the most qualified candidate for the position of life manager. Actually, I am the only One who has ever done this job successfully.
I was the first manager of human beings. I made them, in fact, so naturally I know how they work and what is needed to help them run at top efficiency and maximum happiness level. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.
If this is the first time you have considered My services, I would just like to point out that My salary has already been paid by the blood of My Son,
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